DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES
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this one time in primary school we were doing a play and the teacher asked who wanted to be a flower and i put my hand up as a joke but then i actually got the role ‘flower’, i feel like this is what happened when robert pattinson got his role in twilight
basically the shorter you are the angrier you are
THAT’S FUCKING BULLSHIT.
my laptop screen is brighter than my future
mine is on the minimal brightness and this is still true
- Fantasy novelist: Alright, time to create my fantasy world. Great thing about this genre is that I can make it anything I want. Could be based on any culture in any place from any time. Could be a mix of places and times, or something newly invented by me. Yup, there is literally nothing out of bounds here.
- Fantasy novelist: I'm gonna go with medieval England.
On a scale of 1 to Crowley
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
Gabriel
Nine
jesus christ my creation is on my dash I can’t breathe
Castiel
Death
John
Tony Stark
West Anaximander Collins
West tops them all
HIS EYEROLL OMFG
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Send me a colour
Scarlet - I like you.
Teal - I’d date you.
Red - I love you
Pink - I could stay on your tumblr the whole day.
Yellow - You’re amazing.
Purple - I miss you.
Blue - I want to meet you.
Lilac - You’re cool.
Brown - I don’t like you.
Green - I like your tumblr.
Black - I hate you
White - Delete your tumblr.
Lavender - give me your mortal soul/skype
Reblog if you’re gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, transgender or a supporter.
askme-this-is-loki-deal-with-it:
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
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Well that escalated quickly…
i’d reblog if i were you
this happened to my sisters cousins husbands moms grandmas brothers wifes cat.
reblogging just in case
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when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
are you okay
They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house
maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word
this fucking site i swear to god
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8 Year old girl from Dublin tries to get her school demolished… Just listen.
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