i didnt study for this
Mailbox, you’re drunk. Go back to the word problems.
sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
Reblogging for that comment
sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.
So my senior friends wanted to do one thing before they graduated…
I have watched this 15 times and I need more
16 YEAR OLD SENIOR - DUMPED AT SHELTER
Beaufort County Animal Control - Washington, North Carolina
Ruff ruff, my name is Pfeizer. My animal ID number is 23345387. I’m a male golden retriever mix.
I am about 16 years old.
”Pfeizer is a 16 year old Neutered male Golden Retriever mix that was surrendered by his owners on 7/17 because they couldn’t keep him anymore. He has some skin allergies on his back that the vet has been treating, but he is still irritated back there. He is an elderly dog, and doesn’t like a lot of people. But is ready for adoption NOW.”
Adopting a senior dog has been one of the most rewarding experiences of my life. If I lived in NC, this wonderful boy would already be at my home with my girls. Please open your heart and home to this boy, lets make whatever time he has left on this earth as comfortable and loving as we can.
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don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you
kainora is the cutest ship to have ever been on lok wtf.
DID HE FIND THEM?!?! by Gio Volpe
IM NOT GOING THROUGH THIS AGAIN
Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.
SCREAMS FOR 10000 YEARS AND HURLS MYSELF TO BED
[[ Congratulations to Germany for finally winning the World Cup since 1990!!! ]]
I HAVE SWEATER ON IM TOO HOT I TAKE SWEATER OFF IM TOO COLD FUCK THIS BULLSHIT WORLD
I COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS TO MY MOM AND SHE TOLD ME TO PUT ON THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME ONE PROBLEM THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME IS BULLSHIT
LOOK AT THIS
FUCKING LOOK AT THIS
THERE IS NO HEAD HOLE
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS
im still going to be laughing about this the next time i see you
NO DON’T BRING THIS BAKC
i want a group of friends who all mutually follow each other and chat on skype and twitter and send dumb asks on anon but instead i watch other people’s groups and grow envious and lonlier from afar