loverbear-butch:

loverbear-butch:

loverbear-butch:

idk i just feel like if you were actually attracted to women you’d be attracted to women in their default state not just exclusively in an outrageously plucked and preened one

like if you see a woman with body hair or whatever and go “ew that’s disgusting!!!” like you’re not attracted to women then bc women have stuff like that we’re born with it it’s literally normal and you think it’s disgusting

“i would never date a woman with leg hair, armpit hair, facial hair, saggy tits, cellulite, stretch marks, etc etc etc” great! so you admit you aren’t attracted to women then!

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infectiouspiss:

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

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batkidsaremadkids:

incorrectbatfam:

Duke: Bruce, can you sign something for school?

Bruce, shaking his head: If I sign this, you’re going to have to learn how to forge my signature. If you sign it from the start, you’ll be able to sign whatever you want and they’ll never know.

Ok. But. Imagine Dick had that idea. He signed every single thing for school himself.

Then he left and Jason got adopted. Dick didn’t want any of the teachers to catch on when “Bruce’s” signature suddenly changes. (Because Dick was like 8, so he didn’t copy Bruce’s signature at all, just signed his name a particular way and stuck with it because changing it would cause issues and it was still working) So Dick goes to Jason and tells him all about it… and proceeds to sign everything for Jason with Bruce’s name too. Eventually teaching him to forge it himself etc. (But it’s still that fake-ass signature that Dick came up with at 8)

And then comes Tim. Who doesn’t want to bother Bruce anyway so when Dick offers to teach him the signature? He’s delighted.

Finally. Damian. Dick is his guardian. So Dick signs. (His own name.) And with all the Bruce is dead/battle for the cowl/Bruce is alive-drama going on he honestly… just kinda forgets about the signature.

Until. Damian mentions in passing that Bruce signed the field trip permission slip he turned in.

All the blood leaves Dick’s face. A ruse they kept going for almost twenty goddamn years. Ruined. And they’re about to be caught. Because his Bruce signature? Pretty damn far from the original.

Bruce gets called by the school. He gets toled Damian tried to forge his signature. He’s confused. He did sign that. But he decides to investigate first. Bruce asks the teacher if he can see some samples of the different signatures.

At the school Bruce realises what a dumbass he is never having questioned that he didn’t need to sign anything for any of his kids.

He tells the teacher he’ll talk to Damian, but he still has permission to go on the field trip.

At home…. Bruce tries to learn his own fake signature.

(Sorry for hijacking your quote)

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ruffboijuliaburnsides:

prokopetz:

Okay, so I know the reason the physics in Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom have so many weird exceptions and edge cases is because the games’ designers are concerned foremost with puzzle-crafting, and only secondarily with producing a coherent world model, and nearly every bit of weirdness can be explained by the fact that some puzzle mechanic required the games’ physics to work that way. There’s simply no deeper unifying logic to be found, and trying to find it is a good way to give yourself a headache.

One of those pieces of weirdness lies in the relative weights of various objects, particularly in relation to Link, the player character. Some objects are incongruously heavy or light for their size because the puzzles in which they appear require them to be, and Link himself is weirdly lightweight, presumably because that was the easiest way to cause him to experience the exaggerated knockback that many puzzles require without making the forces involved ridiculously strong.

Most objects and characters which recur among the two games are at least consistent in this respect. However, it has been empirically determined that in Breath of the Wild, Link weighs the same as 8.5 apples, whereas in Tears of the Kingdom he weighs the same as 10 apples, and now I can’t stop myself from wondering what fucking puzzle mechanic required Link to be exactly 1.5 apples heavier.

maybe instead something required apples to be lighter?

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spacedorfindustries:

anyroads:

astrangergivingthestrangewelcome:

The thing is you read too much 19th century Brit Lit and that’s literally just how you start to talk. Was speaking with a friend about another friend and I said “he’s very agreeable, but he lacks discernment” like that was in any way a normal way to phrase that sentiment.

This was me when I was ten (I mean, also later but this story is about stuff that happened when I was ten). I had a teacher who was horrible (she took over in like March for another one who left and was very much a desperation hire) and one day my dad came in and told her off for giving us so much homework that even though me and my friend and both our parents spent the whole weekend trying to finish it, we couldn’t. She was not pleased.

And she took it out on me. When I started middle school the following year I was enrolled in the Honors track (hello fellow gifted children who peaked early). Cut to roll call on the first day, and my name isn’t on the list. So I go down to the main office to sort things out, where a very nice lady tells me that I’ve been moved into the ESL (English as a second language) track. For context, I’m a foreign kid who moved to the US a year earlier but speak perfect English. My dad, who had yelled at my teacher a few months earlier, has a thick accent however. Turns out said teacher called the school and said I couldn’t speak English and don’t belong in the honors classes.

However, as mentioned above, I was basically OP. In fact, I was moving from my Frances Hodgson Burnett phase into my H.G. Wells phase at that point and spoke like a haunted Victorian doll when I opened my mouth. So when this nice lady told me that I was moved into the ESL class, my response was something along the lines of, “I’m sorry to trouble you but I do believe there’s been a mistake, albeit an easily reparable one. Might you be able to address this today? I would be remiss if I couldn’t attend my first period class.”

She blinked at me in confusion for a moment and then went to her computer and put me back in honors. She did not pass go. She did not collect $200. I was back in class before the teacher finished covering the class rules.

When you’re reading the Lord of the Rings back over for an essay or enjoyment or whatever you gotta watch out or you’ll be speaking like Sam by the time you’re done. its definitely one of the books that does this to you.

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m0ckest:

Magnolia Botanical Garden

“Magnolia Botanical Garden is a historic park where Willow Creek inhabitants from all walks of life can come together to enjoy nature in a lush, green environment.”

Finally finished a park lot for Willow Creek for my legacy save! Made with picturesque gameplay in mind, the park includes:

• a topiary hedge garden
• fountain water features
• a conservatory filled with plants
• a playground for children & toddlers
• a gazebo perfect for a birthday picnic
• table games
• and other little 100% functional corners to play and take pretty pictures

Playtested with no CC.

This park is perfect for photoshoots. Every corner you turn is full of lush greenery and flowers, without too much visual clutter. It works just as intended, with visiting townies using all amenities and benches.

P.S. Looks gorgeous in the evening light and at night! Could easily be transformed into a indoor or outdoor wedding venue.

Find it on the gallery: m0ckest
Download tray files: SFS ~ CF 🖤

formerheroeswhoquittoolate:

headcanon that the smaller batkids steal the bigger ones’ hoodies and jackets. and by “bigger ones” I mean literally anyone bigger than them.

jason gets the short end of the stick because dick and all his little siblings take his. tim’s the only one bold enough to go for the leather jackets (well, and cass, but they’re way too wide in the shoulders for her) but it’s not uncommon to find dick or stephanie in a dark red or gray hoodie that smells of motor oil and gunpowder.

damian usually takes dick’s hoodies, but they’re very oversized on him. on the bright side, there are thumbholes in the sleeves of all dick’s hoodies, so he can still use his hands. the thumbholes make them a hot commodity in the winter.

there is a tim-steph-cass jacket pipeline. steph steals tim’s hoodies and cass takes them from steph. hence tim stealing jason’s leather jackets – steph won’t take them, so he gets to hold on to them until jason realizes and takes them back. sometimes cass will also steal duke’s hoodies, but she always returns them clean and neatly folded (unlike how it goes with the rest of the family, in which they are returned only under threat of blackmail or with long rounds of negotiation).

this is an extremely long-standing ring of jacket theft. you cannot leave a hoodie unattended in wayne manor. damian doesn’t actually own any hoodies, and cass only owns one, because there’s so many other people in the house to “borrow” one from. nowhere is safe. steph once broke into dick’s apartment to steal his warm hoodie, the one with the fuzz on the inside.

but it goes the other way sometimes. jason leaves things in the pockets of his leather jackets for tim – film for his camera, hand sanitizer, half-filled punch cards for local coffee shops with “drink water too, fucker” written on the back. cass will tuck little slips of paper in the cuffed sleeves when she leaves hoodies out. the notes don’t say anything, but they have little smiley faces and hearts on them, and steph has taken to doing something similar with corny jokes. dick just straight-up leaves candy in the hoods of his jackets.

it’s a game, it’s a love language. it’s simultaneously annoyance and affection. there’s nothing like wearing a hoodie that’s too big for you, that smells like your family, to make you feel safe.

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penandinkprincess:

penandinkprincess:

listen i know each actor brings their own spice to a role, but i just can’t take timothee chalamet’s wonka seriously 

where is the madness behind his eyes??? the malice??? the complete disregard for the laws of mankind and decency???

this man makes me fear that i’ll be shoved into a taffy machine at the slightest provocation 

as! he! should!

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loth-catgirl:

multidimensional-trashcan:

and

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cleolinda:

fans4wga:

thefreak0fhawkinshigh:

‘Oppenheimer’ Cast Leaves U.K. Premiere as SAG-AFTRA Strike Imminent

UPDATE, 11:44 am PST: Christopher Nolan confirmed before the beginning of the “Oppenheimer” screening that the cast has left in solidarity w

Variety

Originally posted by wyattfamilybbq

“Matt Damon has revealed that the “Oppenheimer” cast talked about their strike strategy before hitting the movie’s red carpet premiere in London on Thursday.

“We talked about it,” Damon told Variety on the carpet. “Look, if it’s called now, everyone’s going to walk obviously in solidarity … Once the strike is officially called, [we’re walking]. That’s why we moved this [red carpet] up because we know the second it’s called, we’re going home.”

Damon added: “We gave the strike authorization. We voted 98% to 2% to do that because we know our leadership has our best interest at heart.”

“It’s really about working actors,” he continued. “It’s $26,000 to qualify for health coverage and a lot of people are on the margins and residual payments are getting them across that threshold. This isn’t an academic exercise. This is real life and death stuff. Hopefully we get to a resolution quickly. No one wants a work stoppage, but we’ve got to get a fair deal.”

Worth noting that the cast specifically staged it this way, rather than just not show up, so their walkout would make the news and they could explicitly draw attention to the 170,000+ union actors who aren’t rich and famous.

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dhyanshiva:

deecube-is-a-dissapointment:

catchymemes:

Bro explained religion 💀

I strongly believe most (if not all) ultra religious are basically “religious” and have NO business claiming to be part of the community or believing in the same force/deity.

catchymemes:

catchymemes:

a-god-in-crime-alley:

kanatahiba0:

👞x 🐦x 4

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Awww, did you not like the Nightwing Logo soles on Dicks boots they have sometimes? Those are fun.

Also, have you posted these individually? I would like to be a ho about Jason in the tags but it feels weird to do on a post with Tim and Damian.